One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!".
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because, I was actually heading to my car to get my condom!
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