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Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

THE WEDDING TEST - MUST READ! - HA HA HA !

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me though. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.



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ONLINE CHAT GONE AWKWARDLY WRONG - HA HA HA!

Erick264 :
  • Hello Sweet Girl!
Sweet_babe3 :
  • Hi Lover Boy! 


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A MATHEMATICIAN LOVE LETTER ♥ - HA HA HA!

Dear Sweetheart, ♥

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane. Oh, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. I must admit, before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.


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3 MORAL LESSONS - VERY FUNNY STORIES. !!!

These are Short and a Hilarious stories, yet with a great lesson. They have been shared thousand times and i still think its worth sharing.


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THE 5 NICE LITTLE STORIES


One day, all the villagers decided to fast and pray for rain fall. On the day of prayer all the people gathered together but only one boy came with an umbrella.

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BEST DIVORCE LETTER - EVER!

Dear Alice: 
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been through hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.


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HAHAHA! A MUST READ.- LOL!

Last weekend, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,
"I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."  I said,  "WHAT?! What was that?!"
She said,  "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 

"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.



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THE LUNACY OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE

How can overlook and oversee be opposites,
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
Have you ever wondered how on earth we all understand each other with this crazy English language that we all speak? This is a funny read and leaves you saying to yourself  ''yeah .... yeah!"
"The Lunacy Of English Language"
English is definitely the most widely used language in the history of our planet. One in every 7 humans can


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